I’m helping my mother pack up her house and I found an old, dusty binder from high school. Tell me why I just weighed this thing and it’s OVER EIGHT POUNDS! That’s like a newborn baby. Matta fact, I didn’t even weigh eight pounds when I was born. And it only covers one year of high school. My poor closet rack… How is my back not permanently indented from the twenty pounds of crap I had to lug around every day?