First of all, WHO SHARES TOWELS? I can’t be friends with you. That’s not a thing. That has never been a thing. What if you fumble, or you’re not paying attention, or you drop the towel, and when you pick it up, you use the part he used to dry his butt to dry your face? NO. Stop it.
Second of all~ HA!
“Who uses a towel two times and then washes it?” ME. And literally everyone else should be following my lead. You’re very welcome.