So, the news was confirmed a little over twenty minutes ago. Prince, beloved musician who famously suffered from resting bitch face and a general evil disposition, has died at the age of 57. How random… Did anyone even know he was ill? My condolences to his millions of fans, chief among them, my godfather’s wife, whom I now imagine is doing her best Ava Gardner impression, wracked with grief.
Let us all have a plate of blueberry pancakes in honor of Prince.
If you people start with that The Culling shit, I’m gonna pinch you (or haunt you in a bad way). 😒